The Old Can of Snakes Trick ...
Tuesday, January 11th, 2005 — the first post
“We had a fun visit and broke out the old magic videos ... the memories came rushing back... I really got a kick out of her little boy .. he's three and full of energy. I brought him the old can of snakes trick ... you know .. where the snakes pop out. Well he really enjoyed that ... over and over again. I know if I'm ever lucky enough to have kids ... they'll be pretty messed up with a dad like me ... but in a good, messed up kinda way .. right?”
Post ID 19 — the oldest surviving row in the table · read it in full
Good-bye My Friend ...
Friday, July 8th, 2005
“Let me tell you a story about a boy and his dog ... it has a very sad ending though ... Yesterday I had to let go of my best buddy, Rocky... I brought him to the park one last time and asked God to take care of my puppy while we're apart.”
Rocky's photo was still in the server's /OLD/images folder, filename GoodbyeRock.jpg · in full
This Pretty Much Says it All ...
Monday, November 1st, 2010 — the beginning of the end
“Yes, it's been forever since I wrote .. I have no excuses... If you haven't already found me on facebook please do so. I'm on there way too much .. and I share my random thoughts with almost 1400 friends on there. Just look up my name and add me as a friend. As long as you're not some crazy nut-job ... I'll ‘friend’ you.”
The sentence that ended a million personal blogs, preserved in the original
Your Head Would Spin ...
Tuesday, May 31st, 2011 — the final post of the era
“The following week we ran into Weird Al Yankovic right here in Naperville. He was in town for a book signing .. and we snapped a photo. That's one more thing I can cross off my ‘bucket-list.’ ... Of course I couldn't have done it without Carol packing things up behind the curtain .. during the show. We pulled it off ... and it was back to work the next day.”
Row 171 of 171. The table went quiet at 10:04 AM, May 31, 2011 — but see the next stop for the postscript